You are the Prize Specimen.
Someone took the "Would You Survive an Alien Abduction?" quiz and got this. Read it, then find your own result.
Would You Survive an Alien Abduction?
You are the Prize Specimen.
Polite, inquisitive and fascinating to exactly the wrong audience. You'd survive, but you'd be studied thoroughly, because you kept asking such interesting questions. Congratulations: you're the one they write the paper about.